Apr 12, 2004

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL WOMEN!


A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 -
These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further up!"
And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
but just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -
You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

==================================inspired by my tera...

is that true? that women are impossible to please? i think that was a ridicoulous opinion. women are only human, like men too who has a couriousity, if women was offered a 6 floors store (u know man, STORE! what a woman heaven!) they always want to see one by one, floor by floor, let them see what will they find at EVERY floor. i think, men will do the same thing if they re in the same condition with these women.

basically, woman need to be pleased by one who she loved, or want to be loved. that is nature. she will keep on trying to make him do something for her. what love can do? a man should know about this, if he give up to make her happy, hmm, what a looser he was.

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